Things to do list

With little over a year left in his presidency, he is going over his things to do list.

1. Kill Saddam (He tried to kill my daddy.....I said, HE TRIED TO KILL MY DADDY!!!)
2. Make my wealthy buddies richer (Enron, Ken Lay, Dick Cheney, fake tax cuts,...etc)
3. Attack Somalia (see BlackHawk Down)
4. Pillage the surplus of money left over from the Clinton administration.