
Britain is a good place to be Muslim
- You get to meet and interact with your fellow non-Muslim country men (although they are usually law enforcement and you are being interrogated)
- You are more likely than the average non-Muslim Britain to star in your own reality show (although the footage mainly consists of wiretaps of your local mosque, home phone line, and cellphone).
- You are all but assured plenty of personal space when traveling (especially on subways and buses...sometimes even in taxicabs )
- You have a greater chance of being the smartest person in your class and graduating head of your class( a way to increase your odds of being the smartest person in your class, is to come to America and enroll in the public school system).