Monday, January 12, 2009
STOP BEATING YOUR WIVES, OR FEAR THE GRITS!!!!
If Muslimeenas learned their rights given by Allah through the shariah, this would not be an issue. Fathers, teach your daughters their rights. I would also suggest working on your left hook. Last but not least, learn how to cook a boiling pot of grits. If he wants to act the fool, dump that pot of grits on him, and ask Allah for forgiveness. If you do that enough, he will learn to keep his hands to himself or gain a serious fear of grits!
Posted by Editor at 9:05 PM